The SquizLog

On Assembling Furniture

Don't you just love it when you're assembling a piece of furniture and, having paid very careful attention to the instructions, you've reached Step Six out of seven? You're feeling really quite proud of yourself for making such excellent progress...

And then you realise that you made a small mistake back in Step One! Small but annoying enough that you decide you have to undo all your handywork and start all over again.

If you have the handyman skills of yours truly, it is at this point that you laugh at your ineptitude, decide that the furniture can wait and open a well-deserved beer!