So Charles wants a pet otter! That reminds me of a story I heard recently. I am assured that it is true.
A group of children with Down's Syndrome were enjoying an excursion to the zoo. Unsurprisingly, the adults supervising the excursion regularly did a head-count to ensure that none of the children had strayed. One of these tallies came up with a total one short.
A lengthy search ensued.
Eventually the missing child turned up, dripping wet and steadfastly refusing to divulge anything when questioned about the reason for his dampness. Oh well, at least the supervisors could inform the child's parents that he had been found safe and well.
Later in the day, when the said child had arrived home, naturally the first thing his mother wanted to do was to help him change into some dry clothes. When she took off his backpack and opened it what should emerge... but a penguin!!!
So today must be POETS day!